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September 30, 2008

First 2009 Draft Sim of the Season

Filed under: NCAA Football, NFL Draft, NFL Football, ODS (Online Draft Simulator) — Draft Tek Draft Blog @ 8:55 pm

It’s October and its time for The World Series Draft Teks Kickoff coverage of the 2009 NFL draft.

Our first effort has just been posted up over on the main site.  Won’t get into team needs and player rankings just yet.  This posting discusses our In-season timeline and other guidelines that simulations will follow until the NFL season is over.

What’s that?  You don’t like where your team is ranked ??   Our Sim sucks?   Kansas City is just fine at QB ??

If only there was some manner to make changes to the simulation’s inputs and then generate a new mock draft based upon those changes . . . . 

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September 7, 2008

The Fit Club: “Things Every NFL Team’s Fans Should NEVER Think About During Games”

Sunday, September 7, 2008.   – Drafttek.com Senior Writer, Scott Lilliston

It was a very slow week for college football, save for the scare Ohio University put into Ohio State.  The University of Florida, where all-world wide receiver Percy Harvin was back on the field, and “The U” were butting heads last night.  That was definitely the headliner of the weekend and the Gators won by 3 scores.  Miami had won the last 6 meetings between them so there was some intrigue.   

Schools are hitting their cream-puff schedules this week.  In fact, the college ranks were devoid of any primetime-worthy game this week and no two ranked teams played against each other.  As such…let the silliness begin.

Gotta hand it to Plaxico Burress this week.  he single-handedly showed America’s youth that it’s only right to play hard AFTER you get the money you want.  He also single-handedly made the Redskins tap out Thursday night after hauling in 10 passes for 133 yards in a 16-7 win. 

Brandon Jacobs looks like he’s going to take back the role of primary rusher for the G-Men.  His steamrolling of Laron Landry in the first quarter Thursday night left little doubt.  Landry looked like a gnat trying to keep a fat kid away from the buffet. 

During Thursday night’s telecast, where several people were gathered, I heard someone say something odd.  Just after Jason Campbell, AKA Eriq La Salle whom you likely know as Daryl, the Prince of Soul Glo in “Coming to America”, hit Santana Moss for the Skins only TD, someone in the room said “Let’s just hope he (Campbell) doesn’t go head-butt the wall!” 

What a crazy thing to say from someone who claims to be a Redskins fan.  Gus Frerotte’s infamous head-butting of an end-zone wall after scoring a touchdown, which ended his day with a neck injury, has to rank in the top 3 worst moments in the team’s history.  So why, TELL ME WHY, would a fan even have the gall to utter such a thing during a game?!?!  One might as well grab a couple fistfulls of c-notes, head down to Tijuana and start bragging to the locals that you’ve never been robbed in your life. 

So what are the worst things that can be uttered by an NFL team’s fans?  It was difficult, but I think we tacked it down.  Enjoy…and don’t say we didn’t tell you so if, after you utter these football-god-forsaken phrases or buzz words, your team takes a dive!

Teams

1.  Chicago Bears - Any combination of the words “shuffle”, “bowl” or “super”.  Oh and the names Jonathan Quinn, Cade Mcknown and Rex Grossman are off limits too. 

2.  Pittsburgh Steelers - Anything to do with Merrill Hoge, whom I’m convinced is single-handedly trying to stupify the football watching world.  We’d recommend you stay away from using the name Kordell in casual conversation or the word “slash”.  OH..and you may want to lay off the word “immaculate” since the good karma on that word has long since been cashed in. 

3.  Dallas Cowboys – “Clint” and “Longley” are out unless you are talking about his specific miraculous comeback game against the Redskins on Thanksgiving.  We’d also steer clear of mentioning the words “marijuana”, “pot”, “weed”, “coke”, “blow”, “prostitutes”, “strippers”….well, you get the point. 

4.  Oakland Raiders – “Marinovich” is a no-no, though uttering the name “Madden” serves as the antidote.  “Just win, baby” should be retired when Al Davis leaves (or joins the ranks of Yoda and Obi-Won Kenobi…whichever happens first)

5.  Green Bay Packers – “Mandarich” is a no-go.  Stay away from using the phrase “4th and 26″ whenever possible.  Also watchout for “Chmura” and “hot tub”. 

6.  Washington Redskins – The aforementioned “head-butt” is banned.  The names Shuler, Westbrook, Cerrato and Snyder should be crossed off the list too.  Any combination or variations of the words “break” and “leg” are disastrous as well.   

7.  Indianapolis Colts – “Baltimore” is definitely out.  So, too should be Brady, Belicheck and “Patriots”.  OH…we almost forgot.  “Sorgi” is a bad word too.

8.  San Francisco – Be careful not to run afoul of “the Dwight Clark Rule”.  Any mention of Clark, or “the catch” for that matter, during the season is grounds for immediate doom from the football gods.  Leave that for the off-season, and NFL Films. 

9.  Kansas City Chiefs – Unfortunately none of this advice will apply and/or help because the Football Gods are still cramming it in your cramholes for employing Joe Montana after leaving the 49ers.

10.  Baltimore Ravens – “Boller” and “Offense” are two bad words, as are “Indianapolis” and “Colt”. 

11.  Philadelphia Eagles - “Running”, “rush(ing)”, “ground game”, etc are no-no’s.   “Off-the-Field-Distraction” is off limits, as are the phrases “ACL”, “Sports Hernia” and the name “Limbaugh”.

12.  Atlanta Falcons - Uh…you know what….I don’t think we need to release the hounds on you guys to know what the football gods are upset about.

13.  Seattle Seahawks - I’d lay off of “Bosworth” or “The Boz”.  Unless you want to see some running back steam roll Lofa Tatupu for a TD.  I’d also recommend never discussing Shaun Alexander…period.

14.  Arizona Cardinals - I wouldn’t mention “Monday Night”, “Sunday Night” or “Primetime”….ever.  I’d also stay clear of “They are who we thought they were.”  “Jake” and “Plummer” are off limits as well.  You are still in Football God time out for letting him get away. 

15.  Jacksonville Jaguars – “AFC Championship” appears to be a bad luck saying for you guys though the jury is still out.  “Leftwich” is in the hopper for adjudication by the Football Gods too. 

16.  San Diego Chargers - “Ryan” and “Leaf”.  That’s it…that’s all.  As a matter of fact, the Football Gods feel so bad about that deal that every thing else is free game.  Bolts fans can talk about knee injuries, lack of penalties from their offensive line, their priest’s drinking habit….you name it.  Consider the current state of the franchise a whole-hearted apology from the Gods, to you for the Ryan Leaf saga.

17.  New England Patriots – “Gate” and “Spy” are out.  “Cheat(ers, ing, etc)” is not welcome.  Any combination of the numbers Eighteen and One are dangerous as well.  The name “Eli” might make the list but only in conjunction with “Strahan” “Umenyora” and “Tuck”.  Speaking of “Tuck”, the words “Tuck” and “Rule” are on the no-no list for sure.  The Karma is cashed on those two.

18.  Houston Texans - ”Carr” is not a good one to utter.  Neither is “sack” or “protection”.  The Football Gods may impose a decade-long punishment of mediocrity due to your initial lack of imagination in naming your franchise. 

19.  Minnesota Vikings - WEEELL let’s just see here….”chartered” and “boat” are out.  “Cruise” is out.  “Scalping” is a no-no along with “Tice”.

20.  Carolina Panthers - ”Suspension”, “Punch”, “altercation”, “Carruth”…you get the picture. 

21.  Cincinnati Bengals - See Cleveland Browns.

22.  St. Louis Rams – “Lawrence Phillips” – end ‘o story.  Other than that…the Gods seem to be neutral on you.  DON’T SCREW IT UP!!!

23.  Buffalo Bills – “Wide”, “Right”, “Norwood” are the biggest faux pas.  Seems like the phrase “Super Bowl Champion” is a bad luck bringer…but that’s just mean.  As a side note – best fantasy football squad name I’ve ever seen??  How about S.N.A.P -> Scott Norwood Assasination Project.  Was just for laughs…we’re sure he’s still alive…just not kicking. 

24.  New York Giants - Karma is burnt, Giants fans.  You should never talk about “the super bowl catch”.  You should have immediately dealt David Tyree to an AFC team after that play and dunked Eli in a vat of Holy Water.  The fallout awaits. 

25.  New Orleans Saints – Hmmm…the Saints are a good squad..and their status appears to be good will from the Football Gods for going through so much.  (I.E, Katrina, the 80’s and 90’s)

26.  Detroit Lions – “Millen” is a deal breaker.  So is the phrase “first-round-wideout”.  The names “Barry and “Sanders” are bad news too considering they haven’t had a decent one since he left. 

27.  Denver Broncos – “Romanowski” is on the naughty list.  I’d also stay clear of “Marijuana” (see Travis Henry), and “Las Vegas” (see Javon Walker). 

28.  Tennesee Titans – Three words…Music CIty Miracle.  Really…don’t do it.  Don’t even think about it.  Maybe, just maybe, when you are alone in bed at night and it’s dark and no one is around….you can crack a little smile…BUT DON’T GET TOO CARRIED AWAY, PAL.  The Gods were looking for a way to pay you back.  They found it in Mike Jones…oh yeah…don’t mention him either.  

29.  Miami Dolphins – “Ricky Williams” (version 1.0) and “perfect season”.  You got bailed out last year by the G-Men.  You know why??  Because Shula and company know you can’t say it while the games are being played.  You celebrate AFTERWARDS! 

30.  Cleveland Browns – UH…..jeez there’s too many.  Good luck, Cleveland fans.  The Football Gods say this message is sponsored by the letters “F” and “U”. 

31.  New York Jets – “The draft”, and any Jet QB since Broadway Joe.  And prepare yourselves, Jets fans…you are dancing with the devil right now.  Picking up Favre is like showing up at the crossroads at midnight and handing over the decade of the 2010’s to Satan himself. 

32.  Tampa Bay Buccaneers – “The 80’s and 90’s”.  Don’t discuss them, as they were punishment for letting 3 super bowl winning quarterbacks get away from you.  (Doug Williams, Steve Young and Trent Dilfer)

That’s it guys and dolls.  Stick to the rules and you might find your team in good fortune come January.  If you should decide to toy with the Mighty Football Gods, prepare to pay the price.  Consider yourself warned!

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August 31, 2008

The Fit Club; One Freak, One Game Cock, Taming a Tiger and a 3-pack of Trojans

To quote the immortal Michael Buffer, who by the way has to have the greatest job on the planet – next to mine of course *ahem*…………..”Are you ready to rumble?!?!”

The seasons are upon us, folks, and the first saturday of college pigskin is in the books.  After my better half pried me from the recliner last evening I started thinking…how can people (or computer systems for that matter) tell us who the better team is on any given Sunday?  Isn’t that why we watch the games? 

I documented the first big Saturday of the year and noted the highlights from the week in college football, the underachievers, the future stars and some funny names. 

10:50am – I wake up from friday night’s re-donk-u-larity and still smell like baby wipes, hops and junior mints…don’t ask.

10:52am – Holy schnikes!!  LSU/App St is on early due to the potential for Hurricane Gustav to manipulate the area causing evacuation.  (on a serious note – Drafttek prayers are with you, Gulf of Mexico residents) and I am wondering if App State is going to slay another giant to lead off a season.

11:05am – bag of pretzels, the easy chair and a hair of the dog. 

11:38am – Mystery solved.

11:40am – Yard work!!

12:00pm – Virginia Tech/ECU is on!!!  “But honey, I might have to write about this tomorrow!”  Enjoy the couch tonight, dear.”

I wanted to see a couple of things out of this game.  I wanted to see who ECU would replace the BLAZING fast Chris Johnson with; he who was drafted in the first round by the Tennessee Titans in April.  Looks like it’s running back by committee at ECU.  Senior, Brandon Simmons and Sophomore, Jonathan Williams got it done yesterday but we’ll call it a push as far as future draft prospects.  In the meantime, look out for 6 foot, 198 lb, sophomore WR, Dwayne Harris who caught 4 for 68 yards and ran the ball 3 times for 32 yards.  I also wanted to see who VT would be installing in their linebacking corp and to see if RB, Kenny Lewis was ready to take the full load.

12:25pm - A scoring update shows me footage of what appears to be a cross between a gazzelle, a tiger, a bat and a rhinocerous, ALL wrapped in Bigfoot’s body, clad in red and white, sprinting into an endzone.  I’m told it’s Ohio State Buckeye freshman sensation, Terrelle Pryor.   

12:26pm – Basically, there’s little to report from the LB’s.  Kenny Lewis looked tentative and did not show well as a receiver out of the backfield. 

The real news in Blacksburg is that Sean Glennon is NOT the answer at QB for the Hokies.  Not even close.  14/23, for 139 yards and two picks is not a line I want from a my starting QB of my number 17 ranked team in the country.  Especially against the likes of ECU.  Don’t get me wrong, ECU is a better team than many give them credit and plays defense…but please.

1:30pm – I go back and watch the Thursday night, South Carolina/NC State game.  I watched the whole thing…mainly because I couldn’t believe how wretched NC State looked, but partly because I dropped the remote in the floor and couldn’t reach it.  HEY!  Don’t judge me!  The dog was lazy too for not bringing it to me when I asked!

I initially considered that maybe this game was one of those anomaly games, like you just shouldn’t factor it into anything.  One of those bizzarro, off-the-grid, games that should just be locked into the vault because neither team was worth the elastic their own jocks were made from.  But then I realized that maybe, just maybe, the Gamecocks might be dangerous this year. 

Scribble it down now, South Carolina’s defense is great.  Not just good, great.  Consider this…South Carolina QB’s tossed 4 picks (all by sophomore Tommy Beecher) and NOT ONE Gamecock Wide Receiver had 50 yards catching the ball, yet NC State didn’t score a point.  Let me repeat…NC State got 4 turnovers and a pitiful day in the passing game from an uncharacteristic Spurrier team…and DIDN’T SCORE A POINT!  Beware SEC.  When Ryan Succop (pronounced SUCK-up…and no I’m not making that up…I couldn’t make up the fact that the kid hasn’t realized that you can legally change your name in this country) knocked through the last PAT, I realized that the Gamecocks are only a mediocre offense away from making serious noise in the SEC.  Look out for Succop in the next couple drafts, too.  He’s 6′3, 224 and is a heck of a kicker…even if he is a…you know what?…I’m gonna take the high road.

3:30pm – UVA/USC time!  I heard an interesting bet on this game, and I heard it 3 months ago over happy hour beverages and beer nuts.  A buddy of mine, a long-time Virginia Tech Fan tells another buddy of mine, a long-time UVA fan ”opening day, USC will beat you guys by 6 touchdowns.”  “SIX!?” I say.  My UVA fan pal says, ”are you going to give me 6 touchdowns?!?”  My clearly buzzed pal says “Hell, I’ll give you 42 and a half!  What’s the bet?”  UVA pal says “One dollar.”

3:58pm – 42 and half might have been a sucker bet. 

4:00pm – Rey Maualuga, Mark Sanchez and Clay Matthews are going to be playing on Sundays, and soon.  Maualuga roams the field and stalks RB’s, TE’s, lead blockers like he’s enjoying the warp-speed collisions he’s inducing.  Watching him on the sideline after the game was well-in-hand, he looked like he was a little sour that he wasn’t still in there cracking heads.  Can anyone say “Butkus?”  USC by 45 in a whitewash.  Enjoy that dollar! 

7:30pm – Dinner!!  Woot!  Hey!…where’s my quesadilla?  “Outside with the yard work.”, she says.  Even the dog looks at me while he’s eating his milk bone and I can tell he’s thinking…”if this fool reaches for my milk bone…I’m biting his lazy, no good, no yard-work doing arse.”

7:35pm – Yeah, can I get some fire sauce with that?  “Thank you, drive through.”

8:00pm – Alabama/Clemson!!  Clemson is ranked #9 and the Tide a mere #24.  What gives?  Alabama has a talented senior QB, a stout defense (even if they are young) and a good running game.  Why are they so far down the list? 

8:35pm – They don’t know either…The Tide is showing Clemson the definition of underrated. 

9:05pm – It’s out of hand.  John Parker-Wilson is putting on a clinic of how to manage a game without having to be the star.  I don’t think he will have the physical gifts to be playing on Sunday, but he’s a heck of a QB.  Stash this one away as well, Clemson’s CJ Spiller is going to be wearing the NFL shield soon, also.  His 96 yard kickoff return is about as phenomenal a college play as you’ll ever see.

9:30pm - Re-run of Dazed and Confused….”Alright, alright, alright!  That’s why I love those high-school girls..”  Seriously, has there ever been a movie character cooler than Wooderson?  The couch is heaven. 

11:00pm – Dreams of the gazzelle-like, wildabeast falling in the draft to my favorite team.  

11:05pm - The dog…licking my face.  Apparently, I’m on his bed. 

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August 28, 2008

The Ultimate NCAA Football 09 Predictions: 10-simulation Results

Filed under: NCAA Football — Tags: — Draft Tek Draft Blog @ 10:01 pm

This post is a bit different than my previous posts. Not only does it have to do with College Football and not the NFL, it also has absolutely no bearing on anything. It is just for fun! I hope you enjoy this…

What I did was simulate the 2008 NCAA FBS Football Season 10 times and aggregated various statistics and results into predicting what will happen, beginning tonight.

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